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houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

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eroswolf:

puckotg22:

wallywest89:

How to get a straight guy to understand common gay/sexual/relationship terms… use bacon!

Perfect gay bacon post is perfect.

LOL
Hilarious !

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traceexcalibur:

my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp

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paradiseprogram:

I’m not even sorry I’m still on this, I know it’s spring/summer is around the corner and I’ve been seeing a lot of posts that are like “this is the summer I’m gonna be in shape and so hot I’m gonna destroy everyone” like…you have a shape that you are in now. And you can be hot and destroy everyone…

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What doesn’t kill you gives you XP.

astrology-gifs:

Capricorn- Real Friendship

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