Casually Profane
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Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch (via mirroir)

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Sometimes we want what we want even if we know it’s going to kill us.

ifyoulaugh:

That’s the spirit

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chocolateist:

nothinbutmaggotybread:

when i see a cute boy

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Accurate.

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Reblog if you can proudly admit you’ve never sent anon hate.

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greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

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Phew! Good thing it was so cold out there.

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